Joke: When Grandma Goes To Court |
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' |
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- May 30 Sat 2009 06:43
Joke: When Grandma Goes To Court
- Jan 14 Sun 2007 07:52
男人語錄
男人語錄
男人與女人的戰爭沒停止過,尤其在婚後。不信嗎?以下幾段莫名其妙、不知所云、避重就輕的“語錄”便出自某個男人幫的私人聚會:
“Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.”
“Why do men die before their wives? We want to! ”
- Jan 14 Sun 2007 07:51
The world is going crazy
The world is going crazy
You know the world is going crazy when
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,